elizabethdicely

(2013-06-17 19:42:44)

great

This is the first time that I ever routed for the snake. Her name wasBetty the boa. The movie isn't awful nor is it the greatest but it isgreat and that is why I gave it an "8". Betty is sent after a killerpython and a one point from the actor's standpoint, it looks like(which we don't see on the screen) is the snakes mating. But theyaren't. One girl accidentally kills Betty's eggs and Betty squishes herto death. Mother instinct. The python eats one of her eggs and Bettymade sure at the end that the python got it. You can tell thedifference between the two snakes because the boa is red and the pythonis green. Mother Betty reunites with her eggs at the end. By the way,the bad guy is nailed near the end and he deserved it too.

BigHardcoreRed

(2013-06-17 05:49:53)

I Love Snakes And Had High Hopes For This One. I Was Only Slightly Disappointed.

I had pinned high hopes on this movie for two reasons.1. I'm fascinated with snakes. 2. Jaime Bergman. The movie was worthwatching for most of the special effects. Most of the time, the snakeslooked real and very menacing. I was totally into that, but they didn'treally show them enough and, to be honest, they didn't really fight allthat much either. The contrast in color between the two snakes was anice touch, too. I would love to have a snake like the red one in themove (smaller of course). The movie was missing something, however,even though I can't quite put my finger on it. Even after overlookingthe fact that both Boas and Pythons are constrictors and don't bite offtheir food like a dog would, or leave half a body lying around, I stillfelt something was missing. Wish I could tell you what it was, but itfelt a little empty. You have to admit, seeing a few of the bad guyshaving the life constricted out of them would have had a longer lastingeffect than the quick snaps the snake was taking out of them and thenseeing them unhinge their jaw to swallow a human whole would have beengreat to see as well, but, oh well, what can you do?One thing that was definitely missing, as my fellow reviewer "Dr. Gore"had stated in an earlier review, was natural beauty Jaime Bergman'slack of sexiness with her character. Not necessarily missing thenudity, although that would have been nice as she has a body betterthan most in Hollywood, but a little more in that area would have beennice. Angel Boris did do more than enough to compensate for Bergmanwith the T&A for this film though, so it wasn't a complete loss in thatarea. Also, I was unaware they had movies for both the Boa and the Pythonpreviously, so I didn't know this was another combination of two movieserpents in separate films. It didn't feel like either one had anythingto do with the past at all. Not a bad movie overall, it's worth seeingif you got an hour and a half to spare.I gave this movie 6 out of 10.

marcas lancaster

(2013-06-15 22:57:39)

Udoubtedly one of the worst films ever made

There are some things that just have to be seen to be believed and thisis definitely one of them. The plot goes rocketing off the dumb o meterwith its cheaply rendered giant snakes being stalked by a ridiculousassortment of (mostly) porn actors who've been given their first'proper' part in a 'real' film. No doubt all of them have sincereprised their former roles, though I doubt that even the porn industrywould take them back after this. That this movie was even conceivedbeggars belief. That it was actually MADE for what must have been atleast a couple of million dollars (about 10 of which were spent on thespecial effects)is frankly disturbing. Having said that, it isessential viewing. You are unlikely to see so many mistakes being madeon this scale ever again...and on a few transcendent occasions agenuine B Movie effect is achieved. The fact is though, that this filmsucks so badly that there will be no air left in the universe by thetime you finish watching it.

maverix35

(2013-06-15 05:42:58)

so bad that it's unmissable!

probably the worst movie i have ever seen in my entire life. it was sobad that i couldn't stop watching, because i couldn't believe it couldget worse (it did!). if ever there's an Oscar for the worst movie evermade, this is a definite nominee. a must see!the story sucks, the acting sucks, the directing sucks, the camera-worksucks, the effects suck, the snakes suck, the action sucks, everythingsucks.it's absolutely unbelievable that someone, somewhere could actuallyregard this as some kind of art. it has about as much artistic merit asa dog turd drying in the sun.

Leigh

(2013-06-15 14:51:16)

This movie informed me of so many things I didn't previously know

I'm serious, I learnt a lot from Boa Vs Python: - Bulgaria looks a lotlike 24 miles outside Philadelphia.- Multi-millionaire businessmen with their own private jets spend theirfree time at amateur-level wrestling matches where the wrestlers dressup in coloured masks. The businessman is more than willing to pay 500US dollars for a seat though.- You have to show a beautiful girl disrobing three times, and steppinginto the bath three times, before the audience can understand that sheis taking a bath. Some of the shots are in slow motion to allow theeven slower audience members to catch on in time.- Multiple sticks of dynamite, causing an explosion roughly 80 feethigh and 15 feet wide, is not quite enough to blow up two cars and atruck, but it will partially destroy one of the cars, leaving it onfire. Police, the FBI and the Fire Brigade will make no attempt to putout such fires, even 8-12 hours after the explosion.- The television will un-mute itself when an answer to a rich man'sconundrum is on the news.- Multi-millionaire businessmen watch local news channels from citiesthat they're not even from, while flying 39,000 feet in the air.- 80 feet long snakes that have the diameter of over 3 feet, can getthrough holes in doors roughly a third of that size.- Philadelphia sheriffs trip over and fall onto corpses at a crimescene, but this presents no problem of any kind.- The worlds foremost marine research scientist is a blonde girl in herlate 20s with breast implants, who likes taking off her bikiniunderwater to win money.- Guys who want to take their singlet off, while at the pool, don'tjust take it off. They put it on, so that they rip it off, and throw itaway.- Even though you can clearly see the bottom of a pool that's 2 metres(6½ feet) deep, when people stand on the floor of that pool, theiractions are completely unknown to onlookers.- Leading research scientists repeatedly tap on the glass of a snake'scage out of interest as to see what it will do.- An FBI agent can't find a 70-foot long Boa in a room about 30x18feet, because 70-foot Boas find it very easy to hide in medium sizedrooms.- Leading research scientists who have breast implants just happen tomake sensor pads for animals, which are constantly referred to asimplants by the research scientist. She doesn't appear to realise thecheap gag nature of her comments until a man uses the phrase"equipment", in which case she suddenly pauses, smiles to herself, andhe has to avert all talk from topics that could be perceived to berelating to her upper chest.- One of the world's richest hunters cannot drive properly. Neither canhis son. They can't shoot very well at all, either. Or throw a grenademore than 5 metres. And despite being overly rich, they drive a 90smodel Volvo.- A girl cannot tell the difference between being licked by a 6ft tallmale, and being licked by an 80-foot python with a mouth about 20 timesthe size of the male.- All sentences in front page news articles are condensed into oneparagraph.- Newspaper photos do not have captions, and are never larger than 6cmby 6cm.- Members of the U.S. Army randomly, and in a very monotone voice, say"Ready-to-kick-some-ass-Sir" ... to an FBI agent. No commandingofficers are present when national security is at stake.- Some people can't tell the difference between a pig and an 80-footlong python.- Members of the U.S. Army can't find a 70-foot Boa in an undergroundroom, even when it screams every couple of seconds.- When there's "not a second to spare", leading scientists make jokesabout cross-breed snake sex.- When the military's best sniper says "one shot, one kill", he means"two shots, one kill".- The best way to save your girlfriend from being crushed by a 70 footboa, is to randomly aim your flamethrower at the boa's face, even if itis all of 1 foot from your girlfriend.- Wanted fugitives are never handcuffed, but they are allowed to easilyslip into a tank and drive it away from a military base. With aflamethrower, of course.- The U.S. military trusted a rocket launcher to one of its soldiers,who couldn't hit a tank going at less than 20 miles an hour (32km/hour) from 30 feet distance - directly behind the tank, no less.- To make sure that the audience knows that the scene has changed to aclub, show at least one minute of naked body-painted dancers.- When a wanted fugitive starts attacking armed members of the armywith a flame thrower, they don't shoot him. Instead, they run towardsthe flames, even after three have burnt to death.- A huge snake can't barge through metal bars being held by two people,but it can utterly destroy a concrete wall.- After someone one has been killed, ripped into two bits and thrownaround, they can still let out one last scream.- Creating subway stations entirely in CGI makes a movie climax so muchmore interesting.Honestly, you should show this movie to aspiring doctors and lawyers.The knowledge they will gain will pay dividends in the future. No otherfilm can teach you the facts about all these things that you didn'tpreviously know were true.

(2013-06-15 01:22:33)

God help me, I enjoyed this.

BOA VS PYTHON is a poorly made movie with bad effects, horrid acting, and crap diolague. But may God have mercy on my soul, I had a stupid grin on my face almost the entire runtime. A giant python escapes from a cargo truck, so this rich buttmunch and a hunting team go after it. See, hunting and killing the snake was always their intention. But the government has other plans, sending a giant boa constrictor after the python to kill it. Of course, the whole situation gets out of hand soon enough. The snakes never actually fight until the last 10 minutes, but the showdown is kind of cool, altough breif. If you like crappy monster movies, rent BOA VS PYTHON. You may or may not enjoy yourself.

LARSONRD

(2013-06-13 05:10:17)

Lifeless and incoherent

This movie is everything you would expect it to be: a complete andutter piece of crap. No resemblance except the special effects stylewith the previous film, BOA, which was a pretty good film. This has todo with a rich stud who arranges big game hunts for rich losers, onlyhis big game – a giant reticulated python – gets lost in the wildsoutside Philadelphia and the FBI decides to borrow some scientist'sgiant boa to capture it. The plot gets even sillier after that. Theeffects are cheesy – low budget CGI although the camera work andediting is very good. Characters are mindless and moronic – most ofthem created just for former playmates to show off their toots&assettsat the expense of a relevant or interesting storyline. That said,however, I must confess that crimson-haired co-star Angel Boris wasintoxicatingly attractive in all of her scenes. But the storyline isthe movie's biggest fault – there's no attempt to even be logical orliterate, and even the suggestion that the movie is half comedy doesn'texcuse the story's lapses in intelligence.

(2013-06-12 11:05:32)

No Violence, Only Nudity...

Absolute worst movie ever. I mean, who'd want to see a movie with the crappiest violence ever? This movie is to dumb for adults (unless they're in it for the nudity, no offense), to weird for teens and to rude for kids. Advice: Avoid this movie at all costs.

(2013-06-11 17:56:36)

For boys of all ages

My 9 year old son picked this out from the video store and begged me to rent it. I kept my finger on the "off" buttom due to the R rating but I never had to use it. The movie was way too stupid to be offensive. I really don't understand why the producer didn't shade the few nude scenes and tone down the four letter words. He should have aimed for a PG rating because preteen boys seem to be the target audience for something this juvenile.

marita-6

(2013-06-11 13:30:36)

You'll get more action playing snakes and ladders

Don't waste your time on this sad bunch of characters (not to implythere is characterization)unless you enjoy watching giant puppetsnakes. You can tell this is definitely a TV movie with laughablescript, bad acting, no thrills, and the special effects department onholiday. There's a sorry attempt at a romance with less than zerochemistry between the leads. Just a shame the snakes didn't eateveryone at the endBeware - director obviously tried to spice it up with unnecessarynudity and slightly amusing oral sex scene with one the snakes.You'll get more action playing snakes and ladders.

slayrrr666

(2013-06-10 21:33:50)

Not too bad, could've been way worse

"Boa vs. Python" is a good, well-made TV movie that is reallyinteresting, but could've been better.**SPOILERS**Sleazy socialite Broddick, (Adam Kendrick) pays to have a monster boaconstrictor shipped in from South America for a hunting game for hisfriends. When the snake gets loose from his handlers before he arrives,the local FBI Agent Sharpe, (Kirk B.R. Bookwalter) gets involved. Hewrangles in Marine Research Scientist Monica, (Jaime Bergman) andrenegade herpetologist Emmet, (David Hawlett) who has been breeding agiant python for vaccinial purposes. They track the python to a giantsewer system after it has attacked several people. The team originallybrought in to hunt the boa in the game, gets wind of the attacks andsets out to kill the snake. The boa ends up attacking the hunters,cornering the last few in the sewer systems, where it meets the boateam and the snakes face off. The python wins the first round andescapes into the night. The boa catches up with the python at a danceclub, and takes the fight into the underground railroad station for theconclusive battle.The Good News: Most TV movies are not all that spectacular, especiallyTV horror movies. 'Boa vs. Python' is a rare exception in that it isbased on a very clever premise about how the two snakes come into thestoryline. Instead of having the two snakes being in a jungle and themfighting over territory, this one has the python being shipped in for abig game hunt, only to have it escape and the government recruits acaptive boa to track the snake. This is a pretty clever new idea andmakes for a premise for a skew of new ideas. The special effects arepretty realistic. The snakes are both pretty colorful, with the pythonbeing a dark black and the boa a colorful red. They are realisticallydesigned and come off pretty convincingly. The cast is adequate, withBergman being the best. She actually uses the dumb blond routine tofull advantage early on, and is very likable in a role most would'vemade into a slutty type. It was a nice change of pace to have her as anintelligent woman, even if she was a blonde. It was a nice againststereotype role that was extremely refreshing to watch. With somebetter roles, she could be a good low-budget star in the making. Shedoes have two big charms, but her acting is better than those are. The Bad News: There is an almost total lack of gore in the movie. Thefilm does have a pretty high body count for this type of movie, but allare killed in pretty dry situations. The goriest death is actually thatof the losing snake, who gets decapitated by a train. Blood sprayseverywhere, but that is it. This film is pretty dry considering theother, similar films, like 'Python' and 'Pythons 2' were a lot gorier.One of the victims gets bitten in half by the snakes and one isswallowed whole, but then those are very routine scenes for this kindof movie. That bit lacked total creativity and should've been changed.I'm all for giant creature movies, but the creatures need to be verycreative in their killings to make the movie stand out. The killings inthis one don't stand out. Suspense is also missing from this movie.There were no scenes that made you sit in you seat waiting forsomething to happen or jump out at the viewer. It would've made thefilm slightly more enjoyable. There were plenty of chances to makethings take a spooky turn, but alas it failed. The Final Verdict: 'Boa vs. Python' isn't as bad of a snake movie asyou might think, but it will provide for some decent viewingexperience. It will appeal more to reptile lovers than any one else, asthey will get to see two mammoth snakes 'duking' it out.Rated R: Graphic Language, Brief Nudity, and Violence.

smatysia

(2013-06-10 09:59:02)

Run away screaming from this film

What an incredibly bad movie. I won't rehash what recent commentatorshave said about the plot holes, but they are correct. The acting wasquite spotty as well. The filmmakers obviously knew how bad this was,so at a lot of times they moved the controls toward camp. However, theyweren't confident enough to make a truly campy film, which is not easy.Thus it is left with just execrable badness. The snakes looked really,really fake, too. They did not behave like snakes, either, but then, ifthey did, there would not be all that much to make a movie out of. Thisis an obvious aping of "Anaconda" which had its own problems. Theabsolutely only thing this film has going for it are Angel Boris' bunsand boobies. If you're not looking for that, then run away screamingfrom this film.

Andrew

(2013-06-09 16:48:16)

Terrible then the first 2 python films and boa

Boa vs. Python is one of the most awful, poorest, and very low bugdet films I have ever seen. It makes Anaconda look like an Oscar-winner. In 1 part, you see 2 people trying to escape the battle between the 2 vicious snakes in a subway station where the subway station looks all computer graphic and visually impaired. The movie is terrible and it's no wonder it wasn't distributed in theaters.

Enchorde

(2013-06-08 23:34:57)

Not very good

** HERE MIGHT BE SPOILERS **Businessman Broddick (Kendrick) and his girlfriend Eve (Boris) issetting up a big game hunt for rich people. The object of their hunt, agigantic python. However, the python escapes and start killing peopleand wrecking havoc outside Philadelphia. Agent Sharpe (Woller) is incharge of the authorities hunt and recruit Monica (Bergman) andsnake-specialist Emmet (Hewlett). His plan is to use Emmet's equallygiant boa, equip it with Monica's sensor implants, and set it loose tosearch for the python, so he and his team can go in and capture boththe boa and python. At the same time, Broddick and Eve assembles theirown team of hunters. The two teams then start the hunt unbeknownst ofeach other. And the two giant snakes hunt everything that moves.First, let me point out, the plot is silly. And unfortunately thecomputer graphics of the two giant snakes are at some points reallybad. The cast, neither very famous nor completely unknown, is actuallybetter than I expected, without really turning in an awesomeperformance. I guess it is hard in a movie like this. Then there arethe other effects which also is better than expected. Also a positivesurprise, is the effort put into extras and so, actually bringing thearmy to more than a jeep and four soldiers. So, it is not all bad,however all nice efforts by both cast and producers is in vain, becausethe plot is not at all good.4/10

Dr. Gore

(2013-06-08 15:56:17)

A Script, A Sweatshirt and Snakes

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*I was in contact with the director of "Boa vs. Python" throughout theprocess of making this movie. He had emailed me in the hopes that Icould shed some light on what monster movie fans like to see in theirmonster movies. This was his first directing effort and he wanted it tobe a good one. I told him that the difference between a good creatureflick and a bad one comes down to the creature itself. The monstershould be vicious and love to kill people at all times. Ambiguity cankill these kinds of flicks when you have a beast that turns out toactually be a good creature and is just misunderstood. So remember tomake the monster EVIL so that the audience can scream with joy when itis blown to bits.A little time went by and he emailed me again. He had a script for "Boavs. Python". Did I want to read it? Sure, I said. I received a scriptright away and was excited about what I had read. There were monsterfights and plenty of nudity. I especially liked the subway snake fightscene and suggested some possible fighting shots for it. He thanked mefor the ideas and went off to Bulgaria to make the movie. A couple of months later, he emailed me again. This time he had a roughcut assembled and was wondering if I wanted to take a look at it.Again, I said yes. So he sent me the rough cut and a sweatshirt thathad "Boa vs. Python" written on it. The rough cut was very interesting.All the snake special effects were missing and would be filled inlater. Whenever a snake was supposed to be doing something, there wouldjust be commands typed into the movie like, "Snake crawls out of sewer"or "Snakes fighting". I thought it looked like a solid B-movie.Unfortunately, the one thing I realized as I was looking over thescript and then the rough cut was that money was a problem. The wholemovie depended on the snake effects. If they were convincing, the moviewould be good. They could only afford one big snake fight and that wasat the very end. They also cut out a crucial scene where the snakeattacks some teens in a car and is able to lick the girl's nipple.Giant forked tongue action would have been classic. Instead, the snakejust shakes up the car. Also, as I was looking over the credits, themain star of the movie had been in many Playboy videos and yet does notget naked in the movie. This made me sad as well.In a nutshell, there is nothing wrong with "Boa vs. Python" that a fewmillion bucks couldn't have solved. Giant snake goes on a rampage andDr. Babe hunts it down with another giant snake. It zips right alongand gives you as much B-movie bang as it can afford. I could have gonefor some more monster fighting and more gratuitous nudity but that'sprobably true of most movies I watch. The snake effects weren't thebest in the world but I was satisfied. It's worth a look. Just makesure to watch the video version. More breasts and blood. Yeah. That'swhat it's all about.

Dragoneyed363

(2013-06-07 18:06:02)

Huh...What More To Say?

Basically, this movie is just really......bad, of course.You can tellby the cover the special effects were terrible, and since this moviehas SO MANY STAR-STUDDED CELEBRITIES the acting was ABSOLUTELYWONDERFUL, tsk, yeah.Well, compared to other animal attack movies, thisis definitely and NEVER will be at the top, but I'd have to say it'snot the very bottom, though it's close to it.Just like most of theseB-Movies the script was actually pretty decent, and I was entertained,in the kind of way where you're thinking,"Wow, this is so bad, GIVE MEMORE!!!", but if I had to watch a movie like this again I'd rip my eyesout, so yeah, if you want to watch, go ahead, but you better not beexpecting anything big.

(2013-06-05 18:55:48)

Cheesy but fun

This review is from: Boa vs. Python (DVD) I freely admit I bought this movie knowing how bad it was, and for David Hewlett. I've adored him for years now.The plot without giving anything away, involves a millionaire with a reputation for finding rare or somehow altered animals (bigger is better!) and creating a semi-controlled hunt for them involving other rich folks with too much money and time on their hands. Our villain Broddick (Adam Kendrick) gets a hold of a giant python intending it for one of his hunts and things naturally don't go as planned.On the other side we have our heroes, Monica a plucky marine biologist (Jamie Bergman) whose developing sensors for dolphins as the navy uses them in dives, in hopes of mapping both the environment the sensors are in, and all that can be seen in it it's field. Joining her is Dr. Emmett (the always fantasticDavid Hewlett) a reptile and snake expert whose own specific research involves Betty, a giant genetically enhanced scarlet boa whose been bred in hopes of creating a universal anti-venom.When the python gets loose, as giant big damn snakes tend to do, and Samuel L. Jackson isn't around, the government in the form of Agent Sharp (Kirk B. R. Woller) decides to try and let the giant boa take it on and you have your standard cable movie creature feature plot.What makes this one different is that it manages to walk the line very carefully between being too silly or tongue in cheek, and taking itself way too seriously. The script is several notches above several of the large beast vs large beast movies of the last decade and the cast is too.Make no mistakes, a great movie that will be long remembered, this is not. There are naturally a few cringe worthy lines and wooden performances, but for an enjoyable "bad" movie with a ridiculous premise, a decent amount of laughs and action, Boa vs Python isn't a bad way to spend a Saturday. And if creature flicks are your thing, I think you'll enjoy it.

Gokul

(2013-06-05 09:02:24)

bad one! beware of this movie!

This movie is one of the worst movies ever!Only this which is good about this movie is none other than Angel Boris!Its her acting that kept me watchin this movie till the climax!The movie is the worst!

(2013-06-05 03:15:26)

BOA VS. PYTHON (PLEASE)

JAPEREZ SAN DIEGO, TEXAS. WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS MOVIE I DIDN'T LIKE IT. BOA AND PYTHON ONLY FOUGHT FOR THR LAST 10 MINUTES.THIS MOVIE SUCKED. THERE WAS NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT IT. (DONT BUY THIS MOVIE.)

marke b

(2013-06-04 11:41:59)

i agree with alligator_man2001

i loved this movie iam a big fan of anything that is a big animal eating peaple.i loved the python movies and anaconda(i hope the sequel is good)and boa.doing this just puts two of 3 giant snake movies together into one big one. there have been a lot of vs movies freddy vs jason vanhelsing and others. they should make anaconda vs pythonvs boa.that would be great.