slurpee903

(2012-04-29 10:58:24)

i'd rather find out my grandma leaked a sex tape than watch this again

this is without a doubt the worst movie i've ever seen. worse than'backyard dogs', worse than 'surviving Christmas', even worse than 'redwater'. i'm pretty sure dawson could've made a better movie with acamcorder and g.i. joes as actors than this thing. i would rather beforced to hang out with joey lawerence AND lou diamond phillips at thesame time than watch this ever again. luckily, i rented 'monsturd' atthe same time so i was able to cap off the evening with a great movie.i realize i might be being a little harsh on this movie but da brat ismy idol, and she is "brutally honest" so i'm just trying to follow inher footsteps...after all, how many other people would have stood up tothe 1-2-3 kid with a couple of champange bottles in hand?

crush-11

(2012-04-28 18:06:49)

Thoroughly ridiculous, rarely in a funny way

I have to say, I found the cover depicting a fat white dude with achainsaw and a machete threatening a desperate-looking group of blackguys just too provocative to pass up. However, as bunnie_row pointsout, the movie is no match for the cover. It's poorly produced (thecheese-tastic Maverick Entertainment animation at the beginning is animmediate indication), horribly written (the dialogue is so banal andswamped by black slang as to be only intelligible for ghetto-dwellers)and just as badly acted. There are a few memorable moments though, likewhen the wise Playa Playa proclaims, in reference to ladies, that "youhave to marinate before you penetrate." Otherwise, this movie is atotal dud; don't bother watching it, unless you're buddies with theguys in it.HINT: If you can read Spanish, turn on the Spanish subtitles. It'sreally the only way to follow the plot.

jewarner-2

(2012-04-28 03:15:05)

Ummm... Box art versus content

I expected this movie to be bad when I picked it up. Someone else shota feature at school!!! It's shot on video, and the lighting is HORRID.Half the time the persons are either pink or green due to the badlighting. Putting the aesthetic quality of the lighting aside, I wascompletely disappointed, because the box cover had on a heavy set whiteguy in a half shirt. I was expecting to see a heavy set white guy in ahalf shirt that went around killing people. HE WASN'T EVEN IN THEMOVIE. Then at the end, there's some bad moral message of why we shouldall be colorblind. I'm wondering if this film even secured rights fromBMI to use all the songs that they ripped off the lyrics. Most notably,they change "It's so hard to say goodbye" and change it to a song aboutsmoking weed. One of the worst movies ever made.

bpoprocker

(2012-04-27 17:19:59)

For What It Is.......

For what it was this movie was good. Some may find their self'sdisappointed once they find out that this is no top notch horrorslasher comedy which in my opinion, makes it all the more funny. Itgets better as it goes on and there was some moments that I couldn'thelp but laugh. Its just hard to believe that this movie made it into aBlockbuster for the quality of movie it is. Usually home videos don'thave the best quality but this really, "breaks the record!" It wassurprising. Its just like a home made movie. For what it is I say itstill may be worth a watch if you like movies like Friday. It also hassome cool home made effects too that may impress you. It is prettysexual explicit, there is plenty of cursing and smokin, Snoop Doggstyle. So that pretty much sums it up I say.