jourosevic

(2012-04-26 12:31:18)

Why make this horrible waste of time.

Please save yourself the vomit and don't watch this movie! I read the wrong review and got tricked into watching it.The review must have been posted by the deluded fool who made it.I feel cheated and violated and now I know, read all the reviews.It's not just the bad acting, or the pathetic effects; The whole timingis out and the editing is just sloppy, done with absolutely noattention to detail.If you want a good laugh, get drunk, get some friends together and pokefun at a movie that should never have been made.well maybe by a ten year old and if so never, ever, released!Well first post hope it save somebody the wasted time.

brianhelfrich

(2012-04-26 08:58:57)

An atrocity of unbelievable magnitude

Woodyanders is a tool. I created this account out of anger, solely towarn others from having to endure what I just witnessed.This movie is about as enjoyable as watching a dog defecate. I hated itwith the fiery passion of a thousand suns and felt compelled to saveyou, dear reader, the time.I read the IMDb review by Woodyanders titled 'An excellent and excitingpost-nuke sci-fiction/action winner' and expected at least aninteresting movie. Instead, I got to watch some of the least capableactors/actresses who clearly couldn't act their way out of a paper bag.The plot was atrocious and the dialog appeared to be written by achild. The movie fell flat on it's face on absolutely every level andwe have some of the worst camera-work in history to save it forposterity. This movie is so incredibly bad that I hope it ruins thecareers of everyone involved.

biggm

(2012-04-22 23:41:37)

Worse then a dentist drilling...

I like the title and plot premise. They suggest a distaff homage to MadMax, and 1970's drive-in movie monuments of mayhem.Sadly, Warriors of the Apocalypse is only useful as a primer foreverything that is wrong with contemporary actioners. I can tolerate(and even have some affection for) silly scripts, dopey dialogue, hammyor wooden acting, but the incoherent camera work and editing here ispositively painful. Furthermore, there isn't enough well staged actionor suspense to sustain a three minute Youtube video.I wish movie merchandisers would refrain from rewardingmorons-with-cameras with distribution deals. This particular productionwould earn an F grade even as a middle school film project.Warriors of the Apocalypse is crude enough to give sex n' violence abad name. Beware!

tcoll32

(2012-04-22 06:46:18)

Another Excellent Killer Wolf Film

First I want to say I was extremely lucky to get a copy of this filmsince it is being re-edited. The hard part for me to accept is that there-edited edition will be most likely exceed my enjoyment of thecurrent version I now have. Having said that this latest epic startsoff after WW III has devastated the world. The few survivors are eitherhuddled together in the last remaining city run by a despoticmilitarized fascist leader. Those who aren't in the city are tying tosurvive. We get a group of 3 companions working there way to the cityand trying to survive the mutated wasteland with the roving band ofmarauders. With a full compliment of KWF stalwarts like Brian Heffron,Darian Cane, Renee Porada, Brian Anthony, and Pamela Sutch (along withLen) this film is fast paced and action packed. This is by and largethe biggest film attempted by KWF and they deliver on all accounts.